Friday, February 04, 2005

Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong

Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong

>WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
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>HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
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>WIFE: "Why not- don't you like being married?"
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>HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
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>WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
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>HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
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>WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face)
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>HUSBAND: (makes load groan)
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>WIFE: "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
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>HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
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>WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
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>HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
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>WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
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>HUSBAND: "I guess so."
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>WIFE: "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
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>HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed."
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>WIFE: ---silence--
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>HUSBAND: "Shit."
Luna Esa, 9:15 AM

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