Things nobody wants to hear after 'I Love You'.

Ok...I know....this is a bit bo liao. But hey...its gonna be a loooong weekend ahead....so let me have my fun for once!!

Stuff that absolutely spoils the magic of those three little words...
1. "...but not like THAT."
2. "May....I mean Sharon, er Susan! Sorry! Sorry! I said Susan!"
3. "And that's why I'm going to cane you."
4. "So...can lend me hundred bucks?"
5. "...for not calling the police."
6. "Okay! There! I said it! You happy now?"
7. "....like a brother."
8. "...but that will still be sixty dollars."
9. "So darling, please put down that parang."
10. "And that's why I'm asking you to help me put on my pimple cream."
11. "But I love your sister a bit more."
12. "Now can you siam so I can on the TV and watch football?"
13. "But you still cannot have my Hello Kitty."
14. ".....but I'm not IN love with you."
15. "....almost as much as my Xbox."
16. "Now can you please go and throw the garbage?"
17. "Please hold the line."
18. "So gimme discount leh. I oreddy say I lurve you, whaaaat. Dun like that, mah!"
19. "....which is why I want to share with you the joy of multi-level marketing."

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